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Captain Slow
S2 licensed
the show must go on - queen, for t1 carnage
Captain Slow
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Quote from theirishnoob :its a " unique " skin

to say the least.
Captain Slow
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here you go, although its a dds file, you can paste it straight into your "skins_dds" folder.

and btw before you all start flaming me for passing off someone elses work as my own, i didnt make the skin, smurfen did. just so you know.

its a good skin though, i use it permanantly on the xrt.

http://www.lfsforum.net/attach ... id=30345&d=1178995601 <<<< preview
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
you know youve played to much lfs when you:

create the following setups;
HUMANBODY_long-run
HUMANBODY_short sprint
HUMANBODY_shopping
HUMANBODY_walk
HUMANBODY_crawl
HUMANBODY_sleep

and make skins for your own outfits.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
i tend to keep them for things that are worth a bit of money (£30+)
thats about it. then once iv had that thing a bit i wil throw the box out
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
played around with google sketchup. this is what i have so far.

il raise the outer edges of the oval first, then add some different altitudes eventually.
chrome/red bf1
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
hi i was playing around on photoshop and ended up with this effect wich i like. iv added some carbon fibre and grey panels to make it look a bit more presentable, but from here im not too sure wheer to gow ith it.

any ideas? im open.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
i think he meant a screenshot of it one an existing skin?
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
well done for winning, i rarely win on there as i can never pul away without flying spinning wheels and getting nower. i wil practise tho! ! ! !
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
rover.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from Marc Ainley :A friend of mine believes that he has encountered engine/gearbox damage while shifting rapidly from a high gear to a low gear.

Is this possible?

yea the last few races iv had my engine ended up sounding like that. (dont flame)
i think that real damage would be brilliant for lfs, but just imagine t1 on conedodgers 1. aaaaaaaaaargh. lol. thered only be 3 cars left in the race.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from m.odonoghue :only one way to find out i meen if u guys have seen Britains got talent u would know anything can get on Tv and still be watched

someone should ofwent on britains got talent and played lfs. lmao tat wud of been good.
but personaly i dont think theres any market for putting gme broadcasts on tv. not unles its a really unpopular channel on sky or something.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from duke_toaster :
And ITV don't really care about F1 or BTCC (they cut off early from the Canadian GP for Eastenders

eastenders is on bbc 1
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
iv been ice skating once in canada, i was pathetic at it, but i had a really stiff dead leg at the time, as id previously had a game of footie with some candaian people and it was a very rough game (one lad got taken away in an ambulance with broken leg) but even if id been ok i doubt id of been any better. id like to be able to do it though. plus i only had about 45 mnnits on the ice
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
LMAO
Captain Slow
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i iwsh it was summer tomorow. instead i have to go to work in the pissing rain, its been pissing down al today, so the paintball ground is going to be like a mudbath, its bad enough without any extra rain. so that means i have to get my arms caked in shit when i unfold ppls overalls as their to incosiderate to pul out the legs themselves. GRRRRRRR
EDIT: although the plus side, i bet scrubbing the portable toilets in the red hot summer isnt overly enjoyable.
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Captain Slow
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Quote from niall09 :your just trying to cover up the amount of posts you have by saying "its not bad"

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (look its your fault provoking me to post more )

only joking dont take that offensively.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
+1
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from TiJay :I'm worried that would make me a 'regular poster' and therefore gain a place on the sadness ratings. I'm only posting more because it's study leave I swear!

theres nothing wrong with posting.
fair enough theres something wrong with posting shite (wich i tend to do), but still. if you enjoy it why not do it?
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from duke_toaster :I don't really get dreams or nightmares



FWIH someone shot someone whilst sleepwalking

i watched a program where some feller murdered someone with a hammer or something (might or been a knife or crowba) and im not sure if that same person then drove across a city whilest asleep. but obviously you have to wonder if that particular person is trying to get of a murder charge. . .

but its really weird. also onn the same program someone raped someone while sleepwalking. the victim remembered their eyes looking unreal.
Captain Slow
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Quote from TiJay :And am I the only one who suddenly thinks Amanda Holden is rather attractive?

make a pole. i know what il vote for.


im glad my gf doesnt know this forum exists. hehe
Captain Slow
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Quote from Cr!t!calDrift :

I wake up on the floor, with no blanket and my pillow was lodged under my neck. I'll never forget that dream. . .

its dodgy waking up and finding things have gone missing from your bed, i remember once i had to share a bed with 2 of my mates (very tight squeeze and one was very untrusting and didnt like my leg touching his) and i woke up with my pillow missing on the other side of the room. dodgy. but my mates hadnt moved it. but it was a strange place and i wonder if iv maybe sleepwalked judgin tat i was on the very edge of the bed.

im more afraid of sleepwalking than i am of dreams, even though iv never sleepwalked that i know of, im worried if i ever did what i might do. cos ppl do some really weird stuff. that really creaps me out as its sorta turinin dream into reality.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from niall09 : In England for A levels, how many subjects do ye do? is it 3?

i know at my 6th form college we had to choose 3 subjects but could pick more providing they didnt clash on the timetable. plus we have to do key skills. biggest waste of time ever thought of.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
iv never really had nightmares as such. the other night i dreamt about discovering a plot where excaped prisoners that wer trying to kil me, then later on the next night found out a real life prisoner was threatening to scold my sister (who works in a prison). i thought that was really weird.

besides form that i just usualy dream that i trip up and then wake up cos my entire body jumps. lol
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from Mr.Muh :Put a F1-nose on the plane, this sure will help absorbing the impact

lmao. poor kubica
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